Joke

Got this joke from the BEDLAM joke website in my links. Credits to him and his friends because I just wanted to share this hilarious joke. Here it is:

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her psychiatrist to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things go."

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely. With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and table cloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"

"Freakin' Jaysus, t'was the best sex I've ever had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

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Yes, we know it's funny :)