Dirty Jokes :)

Found in my dad's iPhone app 18 000++ Jokes. Chill, I downloaded it, not him :P

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Sin and Shame


Question: What's the difference between sin and shame?

Answer: It is a sin to put it in but it's a shame to pull it out.

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The Hundred Nuns


One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of it, the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, "There was a man in the convent last night."

99 nuns go "Ohh..." and 1 of them goes hee hee hee.

The head nun goes on, "We found a condom in the garden."

Again 99 nuns go "Ohh..." and 1 of them goes hee hee hee.

The head nun continues, "There was a hole in that condom."

99 nuns go hee hee hee and 1 of them goes "Oh."

Geddit? :P

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The Peacock Son


A guy was waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jacket, leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different colour. And old man at the bus stop and looked at the guy and finally, the guy said to the old man, "Haven't you ever done something crazy and wild in your life."

The old man replied, "Yeah, I have, I once made it with a peacock and I was wondering if you're my son."

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Thanks for reading :) More to come :P