A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says, "Hello!"
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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Saturday, January 28, 2012
Vive le difference - BEDLAM
WOMEN -
Two female friends are catching up:
- So, how was your evening last night?
- A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later. And you?
- Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful...
MEN -
- So, how was your evening last night?
- Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we made love then I fell asleep. You?
- A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness. I couldn't find the bloody fuse-box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out. It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an earful... Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home. Once there, the house was dark, so I had to light a load of candles to avoid knocking everything down. I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get an erection, and another one to make love. In the end, I was so pissed off that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on about absolutely nothing.
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- So, how was your evening last night?
- A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later. And you?
- Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful...
MEN -
- So, how was your evening last night?
- Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we made love then I fell asleep. You?
- A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness. I couldn't find the bloody fuse-box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out. It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an earful... Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home. Once there, the house was dark, so I had to light a load of candles to avoid knocking everything down. I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get an erection, and another one to make love. In the end, I was so pissed off that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on about absolutely nothing.
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Wanna Believe - Katy McAllister + D
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
I love the way that you don't care
You just move along as if there's nothing to be scared of
And I love the way you flip your hair
Like nothing's wrong to be so confident
Damn it just ain't fair, no
I just love the way that you don't know
What's going through my brain the way you're making me insane
And I just idolize the way that you carry yourself
There is no surprise I'm tearing out my heart again, it's on my sleeve
And I love the look in your eyes
When you talk to me, baby
You make me
Just wanna believe
La la la la la
La la la la la
You make me wanna believe in everything
And I wanna kiss you in the night
Take your hand and not let go until the light
These butterflies are hard to find
Yeah, they just dance around so freely on the inside
Right now I'm freezing at this sight
I don't wanna let this end so let's pretend there's no such thing as time
'Cause I just idolize the way that you carry yourself
There is no surprise I'm tearing out my heart again, it's on my sleeve
And I love the look in your eyes
When you talk to me, baby
You make me
Just wanna believe
La la la la la
La la la la la
You make me wanna believe in everything
La la la la la
La la la la la
You make me wanna believe in everything
I love the way that you don't care
You just move along as if there's nothing to be scared of
And I just idolize the way that you carry yourself
There is no surprise I'm tearing out my heart again, it's on my sleeve...
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Thursday, January 26, 2012
Fall To Fly - Corrinne May
On winter days the snow would glisten
Like a sea of diamonds in the sun
All bundled up in hat and mittens
I'd be out the door and on the run
To the meadow my place
Beneath branches of icy lace
Arms held out eyes shut closed
I'd lean back and just let go
And I would fall to fly
A snow white angel
I'd spread my wings to the sky
How I'd glide
But soon I craved the city lights
They seemed far brighter than the moon on snow
Turned in my wings for earthly things
Forgot the feel of clouds on indigo
I was strong, I was proud
Keeping both feet on the ground
I feared love like I feared heights
I just didn't realise
That I can fall to fly
A snow white angel
I'd spread my wings to the sky
Yes, I can fall to fly
'Cause now you've come along
Like falling snow at dawn you move me
And with you by my side
We'll soar we will climb straight to the heaven's skies
Yes I can fall to fly
A snow white angel
I'd spread my wings to the sky
Yes I can fall to fly
'Cause now I'm gonna give love a try
Fall to fly
On winter days I wait for snow and then
I know the angel flies once more
Fall to fly
Fall to fly
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Inu x Boku SS (Youko x Boku SS)
Ola :) Yes, I've decided to review this manga since I just finished it. Don't worry, I didn't sacrifice any sleep for this or anything. This manga was short, so I managed to finish it within the afternoon.
Anyways, this manga is Inu x Boku SS - better known as Youko x Boku SS as a manga. Inu x Boku SS is the title of the anime adaptation. Why they decided to change it, I don't know, so don't ask -.-
That aside, I liked this manga a lot. Well, not to say its storyline is comparable to that of Inuyasha or Rurouni Kenshin, but it was bearable, to say the least.
Written and illustrated by Fujiwara Cocoa, "Inu x Boku SS" tells the story of 15-year-old Shirakiin Ririchiyo, a half-demon and half-human, who takes it upon herself to live alone in a building called the Ayakashi Mansion in an attempt to show others that she can live independently, without relying on anyone.
Her reason for doing so is because of her personality - she intimidates people and doesn't speak much, which makes her an easy target for bullying when she was younger - amongst other complications in her family.
However, her decision to live alone kind of backfires when an SS (Secret Service) Agent is sent to her. Miketsukami Soushi is a half-kitsune *fox* spirit that apparently was saved by Ririchiyo when they were younger. Due to that, he becomes adamant in being her "dog" (hence the title "inu") and obeying her every wish, protecting her from every danger et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Things continue to turn upside-down and against Ririchiyo's initial idea of living alone when she meets new people in the Ayakashi Mansion - all of which are half-demon and half-human in one way or another - and becomes friends with them.
The twist in the story is pretty mild, though. No "boomz" or large-scaled like that. Just nice for a short 11-chapter manga.
Either way, if you'd like, you can read this on MangaFox :) That's where I read it :)
CIAO!!
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
天地
Today's million-dollar question: What are crimes of passion?
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Ola :)
Okie dokie, so... What happened today, eh? I woke up at around... 10 something, as usual. I actually thought I'd slept past eleven, but that was just an illusion -.-
After getting up, I freshened up and proceeded to go downstairs where I found out that my brother's friends had already come and were chilling in the music room.
I also chilled around, watching stuff on my iPad, then watched Delirious with my brother and his friends. They ate lunch after, though I only joined them later.
At around 12 something, I bathed, then received Cleo. She came at around 1 something and we hung around in the music room, playing with the guitar and singing whilst waiting for Chucky.
She came soon enough. We first played a little with Pepper and Snowy. Stupid Pepper -.- Couldn't stop barking and howling and whining at the sight of them. Peed everywhere too. She's such a scaredy-cat.
-.-
So much for being a dog, right?
Haha.
Ate lunch out. Chicken rice, then I bought ais kacang to eat at home. We then jammed a little more in the music room before Cleo's parents came to get her :( She couldn't stay longer because apparently her parents were rushing off to somewhere else.
So, for the rest of the day, Chucky and I watched stuff on the computer. We were watching Castle when my parents and aunt decided to go out. They left RM50 with me to order Pizza in. After a few episodes of Castle, we watched Music & Lyrics - by Chucky's request.
Then we watched Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. Didn't manage to finish that, though, because after Snape died, Chucky's mom and sisters came. She left, and since then, I've still been using the computer, but to do tamer things, like read manga.
I'll be stopping soon, though, because my eyes can't take any more rays from the computer. Plus, I want to use my iPad :P
Haha.
Ooh, and I'll be posting up a lyric video later. I like the song a lot. Heard it from someone's post on Facebook :)
CIAO!!
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Ola :)
Okie dokie, so... What happened today, eh? I woke up at around... 10 something, as usual. I actually thought I'd slept past eleven, but that was just an illusion -.-
After getting up, I freshened up and proceeded to go downstairs where I found out that my brother's friends had already come and were chilling in the music room.
I also chilled around, watching stuff on my iPad, then watched Delirious with my brother and his friends. They ate lunch after, though I only joined them later.
At around 12 something, I bathed, then received Cleo. She came at around 1 something and we hung around in the music room, playing with the guitar and singing whilst waiting for Chucky.
She came soon enough. We first played a little with Pepper and Snowy. Stupid Pepper -.- Couldn't stop barking and howling and whining at the sight of them. Peed everywhere too. She's such a scaredy-cat.
-.-
So much for being a dog, right?
Haha.
Ate lunch out. Chicken rice, then I bought ais kacang to eat at home. We then jammed a little more in the music room before Cleo's parents came to get her :( She couldn't stay longer because apparently her parents were rushing off to somewhere else.
So, for the rest of the day, Chucky and I watched stuff on the computer. We were watching Castle when my parents and aunt decided to go out. They left RM50 with me to order Pizza in. After a few episodes of Castle, we watched Music & Lyrics - by Chucky's request.
Then we watched Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. Didn't manage to finish that, though, because after Snape died, Chucky's mom and sisters came. She left, and since then, I've still been using the computer, but to do tamer things, like read manga.
I'll be stopping soon, though, because my eyes can't take any more rays from the computer. Plus, I want to use my iPad :P
Haha.
Ooh, and I'll be posting up a lyric video later. I like the song a lot. Heard it from someone's post on Facebook :)
CIAO!!
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012
なさけない
For God's sake, why don't you bloody get a life? There's only so much we can stand if we're stuck with you for the rest of the year.
Why can't you just be a little nicer?
We're not asking you to jump off a cliff or drown in a tub, are we? What we want is a little respect and trust from you.
But instead, you turn us all into your enemies.
Do you REALLY want to be hated that badly?
Making your own decisions, planning your own ideas, fine. We can bloody deal with that. What we can't deal with, is you saying that the reason you're doing so is because no one else is capable of it.
Why don't you go screw yourself?
We're all inexperienced and young. If you don't give proper guidance, who the f*ck will help you? I don't care if you think we can do it just because you can; not everyone was born with Einstein's brain.
Saying that you gave us work to do is just some kind of an excuse so you can take it out on us, isn't it? You want to see if we can do it in time and then judge us by what you see.
F*ck off.
No one wants that kind of bullshit attitude.
Scolding us isn't going to get you anywhere. It'll only make matters worse. Are you trying to make us scared of you? 'Cause if that's it, you're bloody failing, because all it's doing is making us secretly hate you.
Bloody hell, I don't think I'm even hiding it.
You can sack me if you want. But the only reason I'm sticking by this is because I love it too much to let it be run entirely by you. Plus, my pride's at stake. After being so fashionably christened my job, I don't want to be found abandoning it on the first month of the year.
I'd really like to have one verbal showdown with you before I leave school. I want to see you cringe in fear, knowing what real intimidation feels like. I want you to know what f*ckery you put us all through. And I want you to know damn well that brains aren't the only things that matter in life, because there are people who rely on their hearts instead.
So what if you can handle things by yourself? So what if you have to face teachers everyday who have complaints and are not happy with us? And so bloody what if you think we're useless and unreliable?
Let me say JUST-ONE-THING.
Why can't you just be a little nicer?
We're not asking you to jump off a cliff or drown in a tub, are we? What we want is a little respect and trust from you.
But instead, you turn us all into your enemies.
Do you REALLY want to be hated that badly?
Making your own decisions, planning your own ideas, fine. We can bloody deal with that. What we can't deal with, is you saying that the reason you're doing so is because no one else is capable of it.
Why don't you go screw yourself?
We're all inexperienced and young. If you don't give proper guidance, who the f*ck will help you? I don't care if you think we can do it just because you can; not everyone was born with Einstein's brain.
Saying that you gave us work to do is just some kind of an excuse so you can take it out on us, isn't it? You want to see if we can do it in time and then judge us by what you see.
F*ck off.
No one wants that kind of bullshit attitude.
Scolding us isn't going to get you anywhere. It'll only make matters worse. Are you trying to make us scared of you? 'Cause if that's it, you're bloody failing, because all it's doing is making us secretly hate you.
Bloody hell, I don't think I'm even hiding it.
You can sack me if you want. But the only reason I'm sticking by this is because I love it too much to let it be run entirely by you. Plus, my pride's at stake. After being so fashionably christened my job, I don't want to be found abandoning it on the first month of the year.
I'd really like to have one verbal showdown with you before I leave school. I want to see you cringe in fear, knowing what real intimidation feels like. I want you to know what f*ckery you put us all through. And I want you to know damn well that brains aren't the only things that matter in life, because there are people who rely on their hearts instead.
So what if you can handle things by yourself? So what if you have to face teachers everyday who have complaints and are not happy with us? And so bloody what if you think we're useless and unreliable?
Let me say JUST-ONE-THING.
Nobody asked you to get this job.
Not happy? Just quit.
But don't take it out on us.
~23/01/2012~
Today's million-dollar question: How much can an average person sing before his/her voice breaks?
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Ho-ly shit.
I never thought we'd actually pull this off. I mean, seriously? Karaoke-ing for FOUR hours??
Phoo~
Oh, but before I regale you on tales of our little singing "adventure", let's start with what time I woke up.
Let's see... 10 something, I think? Very reluctantly, though. My mom came in like several times and it's not nice to keep her waiting. Not because I'm a good girl, it's just that if I don't eventually get up, she'll scream.
And it ain't good luck to scream on Chinese New Year now, is it?
Which reminds me, Happy Chinese New Year to all the suckers that celebrate it.
Thy be also part and parcel of that group -.-
Got up, freshened up, then got on to finishing up that anime I was watching with my sister. What was it? Oh, right, UN-GO. Remind me to review it, 'cause I've already watched the end. My sister wasn't particularly satisfied - but then again, she's rarely satisfied with regards to how some anime-s end.
That aside, at around 12++, we had our lunch. Dong fun as usual, on the first day of Chinese New Year. After that, my siblings and I rushed into the toilets to bathe before we received our very first guests.
After the "meeting", we lazed about.
I made my sister help me bake a cake, though. Mwahaha. It was hilarious because she was kind of clueless - I didn't get it right the first time either, though - and it got a little messy at one point. Had to take the cake out and then put it back in again too, since there was something wrong with the damn stand.
Jammed a little with the guitars in my sister's room and listened to Sam Tsui's 2011 medley before going down to check on the cake.
Didn't turn out too bad. Could've been better. My sister was hilarious, trying to squirt out the white chocolate icing from the piping bag. I think I cut the end a little too thick this time. Haha.
Maybe the next time I do it, it'll be better.
Next time? :P
A little while after that, we set out for Publika. We were adamant about having yu sang at Ichiban Boshi again since it was so bloody delicious the first time. Had sushi and California Roll too. You know, the usual, when my sister and I go for Japanese cuisine.
Went back home to drop our aunt off after dinner. She didn't want to join us at Gardens, and our intention was to actually drop our grandpa off too, but he wanted to come with us.
O.O
I know, right?
So he did. We went straight to the Red Box in Gardens after parking the car and immediately started to sing. What? Can't waste money doing nothing, right?
*We were supposed to be singing with our afternoon guests, that's why*
Oh, we sang all kinds of songs. We sang "Top Of The World" by the Carpenters, "Why" by Rascal Flatts, "Beauty and the Beast" by Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson, "That's The Way It Is" and "You And I" by Celine Dion, "Endless Love" by Jackie Chan, "Truth" and "Endless Story" by Yuna Ito, "A World To Believe In" by Celine Dion and Yuna Ito, "Someday" by All4One and SO MUCH MORE!!
Damn, it was fun.
Plus, we had Sprite :P Surprisingly, I didn't touch the buffet outside. I can't believe it either, I know.
:P
Maybe next time.
:P
After four hours of non-stop singing, we finally packed tent and left for home. It's currently 2:38a.m but I'm still blogging since I haven't done an actual post in a while. I'll rant more tomorrow if I have time, but till then, CIAO!!
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Ho-ly shit.
I never thought we'd actually pull this off. I mean, seriously? Karaoke-ing for FOUR hours??
Phoo~
Oh, but before I regale you on tales of our little singing "adventure", let's start with what time I woke up.
Let's see... 10 something, I think? Very reluctantly, though. My mom came in like several times and it's not nice to keep her waiting. Not because I'm a good girl, it's just that if I don't eventually get up, she'll scream.
And it ain't good luck to scream on Chinese New Year now, is it?
Which reminds me, Happy Chinese New Year to all the suckers that celebrate it.
Thy be also part and parcel of that group -.-
Got up, freshened up, then got on to finishing up that anime I was watching with my sister. What was it? Oh, right, UN-GO. Remind me to review it, 'cause I've already watched the end. My sister wasn't particularly satisfied - but then again, she's rarely satisfied with regards to how some anime-s end.
That aside, at around 12++, we had our lunch. Dong fun as usual, on the first day of Chinese New Year. After that, my siblings and I rushed into the toilets to bathe before we received our very first guests.
After the "meeting", we lazed about.
I made my sister help me bake a cake, though. Mwahaha. It was hilarious because she was kind of clueless - I didn't get it right the first time either, though - and it got a little messy at one point. Had to take the cake out and then put it back in again too, since there was something wrong with the damn stand.
Jammed a little with the guitars in my sister's room and listened to Sam Tsui's 2011 medley before going down to check on the cake.
Didn't turn out too bad. Could've been better. My sister was hilarious, trying to squirt out the white chocolate icing from the piping bag. I think I cut the end a little too thick this time. Haha.
Maybe the next time I do it, it'll be better.
Next time? :P
A little while after that, we set out for Publika. We were adamant about having yu sang at Ichiban Boshi again since it was so bloody delicious the first time. Had sushi and California Roll too. You know, the usual, when my sister and I go for Japanese cuisine.
Went back home to drop our aunt off after dinner. She didn't want to join us at Gardens, and our intention was to actually drop our grandpa off too, but he wanted to come with us.
O.O
I know, right?
So he did. We went straight to the Red Box in Gardens after parking the car and immediately started to sing. What? Can't waste money doing nothing, right?
*We were supposed to be singing with our afternoon guests, that's why*
Oh, we sang all kinds of songs. We sang "Top Of The World" by the Carpenters, "Why" by Rascal Flatts, "Beauty and the Beast" by Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson, "That's The Way It Is" and "You And I" by Celine Dion, "Endless Love" by Jackie Chan, "Truth" and "Endless Story" by Yuna Ito, "A World To Believe In" by Celine Dion and Yuna Ito, "Someday" by All4One and SO MUCH MORE!!
Damn, it was fun.
Plus, we had Sprite :P Surprisingly, I didn't touch the buffet outside. I can't believe it either, I know.
:P
Maybe next time.
:P
After four hours of non-stop singing, we finally packed tent and left for home. It's currently 2:38a.m but I'm still blogging since I haven't done an actual post in a while. I'll rant more tomorrow if I have time, but till then, CIAO!!
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Monday, January 23, 2012
A Thousand Miles - Boyce Avenue feat. Alex Goot *Vanessa Carlton* + D
Making my way downtown, walking fast
Faces pass and I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead, just making my way
Making a way through the crowd
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
Tonight
It's always times like these when I think of you
And I wonder if you ever think of me
'Cause every thing's so wrong and I don't belong
Living in your precious memory
'Cause I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
Tonight
And I, I
Don't wanna let you know
I, I
Drown in your memory
I, I
Don't wanna let this go
I, I don't
Making my way downtown, walking fast
Faces pass and I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead, just making my way
Making a way through the crowd
And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass us by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you If I could just hold you
Tonight
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Monday, January 16, 2012
Numb - Jason Blaine + D
Hung my jacket on the back of the kitchen chair,
Slung my keys back behind me, on the counter somewhere
Laid sideways 'cross the bed, closed my eyes and tried
To make some sense out of your goodbye
I don't know what to feel,
What's done is done
Who knows, maybe I will when the morning comes
Right now I'm still numb
I keep waiting on that wave of pain to roll over me
And that “what the hell just happened”, to start sinking in deep
I don't know if I should cry or just get mad?
Curse your name, or miss you bad?
I don't know what to feel,
What's done is done
Who knows, maybe I will when the morning comes
Right now I'm still numb
You must've thought that I was something,
Standin' there, saying nothin',
Watching you walk away,
What could I say?
I don't know what to feel,
What's done is done
Who knows, maybe I will when the morning comes
Right now I'm still numb
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Saturday, January 14, 2012
~13/01/2012~
Today's million-dollar question: If a product had a tendency of being spoilt, why the hell would you put it on sale?!
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Ola :)
I woke up late today. Bloody hell. 6:15a.m, because I was so friggin' tired and lazy to wake up. I didn't want to go to school but I wanted to try getting that certificate for full attendance throughout the whole year.
Bleghh~ Fat chance.
That aside, this morning was absolutely retarded. Not only did I forget to TIE-MY-HAIR, I also forgot to wear my SOCKS. AND I brought no MONEY.
Amazing, right?
Utterly unbelievable.
Bleghh~
Anyways, we stayed up in the library the whole of the assembly time, so no prefect caught me. After we were dismissed from morning briefing, we went back to our respective classes. We had Moral first. It was okay, I guess. Studied about three moral values before we were allowed to rest. During that time, I talked with Dellie about DragonVale.
Haha.
Next was PJK. We didn't do anything, really. I wrote a little more of my new story, then sang a little with Kanga and Cleo before going for recess.
Had nuggets again, bought my NILAM book (FINALLY), then went back to the classroom. Discussed our Add Maths homework with our Add Maths teacher. Fun, really.
Next, we had Chemistry. Ugh, teacher kept talking about us not doing our file properly. Now I've gotta print everything again. Once again, ugh.
-.-
Finished the report's graph and got homework to do. At 12:30p.m, I went to the library for our rehearsal on Monday today. Until 1:30p.m, that is. Then, within the next hour, I perused the computer as well as talked with Sausage.
:)
Went home then. Used the iPad for the next few hours searching for historical stuff. Watched X-Men: The Last Stand, then used the computer to search some more.
Ate dinner with my dad, then continued using the computer.
Watching The Nanny now. You know, I really hate Maggie? I prefer Brighton and Gracie. The both of them are so much cuter :)
Haha.
Tried to read this manga called Koko Ni Iru Yo, but it got a little too cliche for me. Within the first two chapters, the main characters had already a "thing" for each other. Chapter 3 and the guy's already confessed.
Bleghh~ Not exactly the kind of manga I like -.-
That's about it, really :) CIAO!!
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* * *
Ola :)
I woke up late today. Bloody hell. 6:15a.m, because I was so friggin' tired and lazy to wake up. I didn't want to go to school but I wanted to try getting that certificate for full attendance throughout the whole year.
Bleghh~ Fat chance.
That aside, this morning was absolutely retarded. Not only did I forget to TIE-MY-HAIR, I also forgot to wear my SOCKS. AND I brought no MONEY.
Amazing, right?
Utterly unbelievable.
Bleghh~
Anyways, we stayed up in the library the whole of the assembly time, so no prefect caught me. After we were dismissed from morning briefing, we went back to our respective classes. We had Moral first. It was okay, I guess. Studied about three moral values before we were allowed to rest. During that time, I talked with Dellie about DragonVale.
Haha.
Next was PJK. We didn't do anything, really. I wrote a little more of my new story, then sang a little with Kanga and Cleo before going for recess.
Had nuggets again, bought my NILAM book (FINALLY), then went back to the classroom. Discussed our Add Maths homework with our Add Maths teacher. Fun, really.
Next, we had Chemistry. Ugh, teacher kept talking about us not doing our file properly. Now I've gotta print everything again. Once again, ugh.
-.-
Finished the report's graph and got homework to do. At 12:30p.m, I went to the library for our rehearsal on Monday today. Until 1:30p.m, that is. Then, within the next hour, I perused the computer as well as talked with Sausage.
:)
Went home then. Used the iPad for the next few hours searching for historical stuff. Watched X-Men: The Last Stand, then used the computer to search some more.
Ate dinner with my dad, then continued using the computer.
Watching The Nanny now. You know, I really hate Maggie? I prefer Brighton and Gracie. The both of them are so much cuter :)
Haha.
Tried to read this manga called Koko Ni Iru Yo, but it got a little too cliche for me. Within the first two chapters, the main characters had already a "thing" for each other. Chapter 3 and the guy's already confessed.
Bleghh~ Not exactly the kind of manga I like -.-
That's about it, really :) CIAO!!
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Friday, January 13, 2012
Solo - Jason Chen + D
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Thursday, January 12, 2012
学校が嫌い
Today's million-dollar question: Why do we study?
* * *
Ola :)
I woke up at 6 o'clock today again, as usual. The alarm clock on my phone obviously only works as something that wakes me up before my maid does.
-.-
After getting ready, my dad sent my brother and I to school. My brother wanted to go to school because he needed to get his trial results from the school. He lost his, that's why -.- Cacat fella.
That aside, morning briefing was... tiring. Lined up according to our seating positions on Monday and rehearsed our ikrar. Not long after, we left for our assembly.
Maths was our first subject that day. Studied Number Bases. Got homework as well. For BM, we studied Syair Makna Riak. Our teacher is pretty awesome, so BM was bearable.
After BM, I rushed outside to the school entrance because my dad was helping me drop off some potatoes. They were for my Bio class afterwards, to answer your question. I forgot to bring it with me in the morning so my dad was being a darling.
-.-
Yeah, so sure enough, we did an experiment on potatoes today. In the process of skinning the damned potato, though, I cut my finger.
Hallelujah, no?
Just so you know, that's my middle finger. Bloody thing wouldn't stop bleeding. I felt like Guam for a minute there - like... a few seconds before my friend plastered it.
Haha.
Me, forever injured, no? -.-
English was next. Finally, a subject I actually looked forward to. We were doing a continuous writing exercise today, thank God. I missed writing so much - explains why I started a story yesterday (but that'll be between you and me, kay? :)
There was no extra class today. The teacher didn't come in. Thank the heavens. Continued with my English essay in the meantime.
Went home at 2:30p.m. Dad was late, though, again, so technically I went home at 2:58p.m.
Ate then bathed. Ooh, after I bathed, I actually tried to French braid my hair!! :P It was damn hard for me since it was my first time doing my own hair. Arms got so bloody tired halfway -.-
Awesome, no? This is pretty damn good for a complete first-timer. Didn't think I could even make it even look remotely like a braid, what more a French one.
Bleghh~
Took a short 30-minute nap before my Add Maths teacher arrived. Class was alright. Learned the first chapter of the Form 5 syllabus. She finished the whole bloody chapter within an hour and a half, complete with enigmatic question to help screw with my brain mechanism.
-.-
After lesson ended, I ate some veggie with my mom then continued my new story at 8 o'clock. At nine, I continued my Add Maths homework before finally packing up for the night. I'm currently waiting for a friend to send me some stuff I have to print. I thought she forgot. She'd better thank God I asked or I would've gone to sleep first -.-
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That's about it, then. CIAO!!
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* * *
Ola :)
I woke up at 6 o'clock today again, as usual. The alarm clock on my phone obviously only works as something that wakes me up before my maid does.
-.-
After getting ready, my dad sent my brother and I to school. My brother wanted to go to school because he needed to get his trial results from the school. He lost his, that's why -.- Cacat fella.
That aside, morning briefing was... tiring. Lined up according to our seating positions on Monday and rehearsed our ikrar. Not long after, we left for our assembly.
Maths was our first subject that day. Studied Number Bases. Got homework as well. For BM, we studied Syair Makna Riak. Our teacher is pretty awesome, so BM was bearable.
After BM, I rushed outside to the school entrance because my dad was helping me drop off some potatoes. They were for my Bio class afterwards, to answer your question. I forgot to bring it with me in the morning so my dad was being a darling.
-.-
Yeah, so sure enough, we did an experiment on potatoes today. In the process of skinning the damned potato, though, I cut my finger.
Hallelujah, no?
Just so you know, that's my middle finger. Bloody thing wouldn't stop bleeding. I felt like Guam for a minute there - like... a few seconds before my friend plastered it.
Haha.
Me, forever injured, no? -.-
English was next. Finally, a subject I actually looked forward to. We were doing a continuous writing exercise today, thank God. I missed writing so much - explains why I started a story yesterday (but that'll be between you and me, kay? :)
There was no extra class today. The teacher didn't come in. Thank the heavens. Continued with my English essay in the meantime.
Went home at 2:30p.m. Dad was late, though, again, so technically I went home at 2:58p.m.
Ate then bathed. Ooh, after I bathed, I actually tried to French braid my hair!! :P It was damn hard for me since it was my first time doing my own hair. Arms got so bloody tired halfway -.-
Awesome, no? This is pretty damn good for a complete first-timer. Didn't think I could even make it even look remotely like a braid, what more a French one.
Bleghh~
Took a short 30-minute nap before my Add Maths teacher arrived. Class was alright. Learned the first chapter of the Form 5 syllabus. She finished the whole bloody chapter within an hour and a half, complete with enigmatic question to help screw with my brain mechanism.
-.-
After lesson ended, I ate some veggie with my mom then continued my new story at 8 o'clock. At nine, I continued my Add Maths homework before finally packing up for the night. I'm currently waiting for a friend to send me some stuff I have to print. I thought she forgot. She'd better thank God I asked or I would've gone to sleep first -.-
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Wednesday, January 11, 2012
血と水と
Today's million-dollar question: Why is bloody thicker than water?
* * *
Ola :)
Woke up at 5:32a.m today because my parents wanted to go for golf that morning. Dad sent me up to the school entrance because I was early.
After our librarians' morning briefing session, we all went downstairs to the assembly hall where our assembly started. Sang our national anthem, heard various announcements, then proceeded back to our classes.
In our case, though, we headed for the Chem lab. Conducted an experiment today. Something to do with zinc granules and dilute hydrochloric acid. Hallelujah -.-
The teacher even asked us to write a reflection on today's lesson.
Hello? If we're going to be doing this every lesson, I'm going to need much more paper. If I ever run out, you'll know why.
After Chemistry, we had BM. Learnt about active and passive sentences today as well as how to change them from one to another. Wasn't too bad a lesson. Handed our books in like good students, then went for our recess.
Bought nuggets again for recess. There was nothing else I could eat that was any healthier. The buns, I saved for after school since I was only returning home at 4 o'clock.
After recess, for two periods, we had our unit beruniform meetings, so we set off to our respective classes. Kanga, Cleo and I were, obviously, in brass band again this year. We didn't hold positions in the club because nobody calon-ed us.
Well, Kanga got one, but she didn't get enough votes.
Cleo and I voted for her though.
I didn't want a particular person to be the president.
Personally, I think that this meeting was pretty much based on popularity votes. So much for democracy. Democracy my gigantic tush. Nobody votes by ability now. It's all based on how popular he/she is. I'm not being a boob. I'm serious.
I might be sad, but I'm glad enough I didn't get up there because I knew I never would've gotten the job even if I had prepared a half-hour speech about how good I'd be if I were President.
Bleghh~
Save me the agony and time.
After our meeting ended, my class had Add Maths for two periods. Our teacher wanted to take our extra lesson and join it with our Add Maths lesson so she wouldn't have to come in twice. Our History teacher took the last two periods.
Seriously, I dislike our new Add Maths teacher. She speaks in BM, so sometimes I can't catch things as fast (isn't Add Maths supposed to be in English??). Plus, she forgets how things are done, so it's damned confusing.
Bleghh~
History made up for it, though. Our teacher is hilarious and this is the first time I haven't forgotten anything I've learnt in history class.
Mwahaha.
Just gotta apply that to my Form 4 syllabus. Do you think she'll teach me individually?
"You wish."
-.-
After I came back from school, all I did was eat, use the computer, finish my English homework, get started on my Chemistry homework, attempt my Physics homework and then eat veggie for dinner.
That's about it, then :) CIAO!!
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The stakes are high,
The water's rough,
This year'll be tough.
* * *
Ola :)
Woke up at 5:32a.m today because my parents wanted to go for golf that morning. Dad sent me up to the school entrance because I was early.
After our librarians' morning briefing session, we all went downstairs to the assembly hall where our assembly started. Sang our national anthem, heard various announcements, then proceeded back to our classes.
In our case, though, we headed for the Chem lab. Conducted an experiment today. Something to do with zinc granules and dilute hydrochloric acid. Hallelujah -.-
The teacher even asked us to write a reflection on today's lesson.
Hello? If we're going to be doing this every lesson, I'm going to need much more paper. If I ever run out, you'll know why.
After Chemistry, we had BM. Learnt about active and passive sentences today as well as how to change them from one to another. Wasn't too bad a lesson. Handed our books in like good students, then went for our recess.
Bought nuggets again for recess. There was nothing else I could eat that was any healthier. The buns, I saved for after school since I was only returning home at 4 o'clock.
After recess, for two periods, we had our unit beruniform meetings, so we set off to our respective classes. Kanga, Cleo and I were, obviously, in brass band again this year. We didn't hold positions in the club because nobody calon-ed us.
Well, Kanga got one, but she didn't get enough votes.
Cleo and I voted for her though.
I didn't want a particular person to be the president.
Personally, I think that this meeting was pretty much based on popularity votes. So much for democracy. Democracy my gigantic tush. Nobody votes by ability now. It's all based on how popular he/she is. I'm not being a boob. I'm serious.
I might be sad, but I'm glad enough I didn't get up there because I knew I never would've gotten the job even if I had prepared a half-hour speech about how good I'd be if I were President.
Bleghh~
Save me the agony and time.
After our meeting ended, my class had Add Maths for two periods. Our teacher wanted to take our extra lesson and join it with our Add Maths lesson so she wouldn't have to come in twice. Our History teacher took the last two periods.
Seriously, I dislike our new Add Maths teacher. She speaks in BM, so sometimes I can't catch things as fast (isn't Add Maths supposed to be in English??). Plus, she forgets how things are done, so it's damned confusing.
Bleghh~
History made up for it, though. Our teacher is hilarious and this is the first time I haven't forgotten anything I've learnt in history class.
Mwahaha.
Just gotta apply that to my Form 4 syllabus. Do you think she'll teach me individually?
"You wish."
-.-
After I came back from school, all I did was eat, use the computer, finish my English homework, get started on my Chemistry homework, attempt my Physics homework and then eat veggie for dinner.
That's about it, then :) CIAO!!
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The stakes are high,
The water's rough,
This year'll be tough.
私のせ？
Today's million-dollar question: Is it really my fault?
* * *
Let me ask this again: Is it really my fault? Am I really exaggerating? Should I really not have talked to you like that?
You left me in school for two goddamn hours.
I was already pretty much eff-ed up that day. Not to mention I had to stay back in school for my librarian discussion regarding our elections next week and the bloody fact that I had NO time to rest because it was a whole school day's worth of studying today.
Can you really blame me for being angry?
And what the hell was your excuse?
You had to entertain some big shot person. Does he really matter so much so that you would actually leave your daughter in school for two hours without prior notice whatsoever?
You're lucky I had money with me. What if I had none? I couldn't have called you to ask you if you were coming. And I haven't my phone with me, so what if something happened to me? How would I be able to contact you?
All I bloody did was sleep there until you came. I could've studied, of course, but that's exactly what I did until I couldn't function anymore. I swear, I could've just made camp there.
The least you could do was get Kuku and Koko to come and get me if you were going to be so fantabulously late.
I wanted to grab my spectacles and throw them onto the floor and watch them break into a thousand and one pieces. Who the hell bloody cares? I can't give a f*ck about studying anymore. So what if I fail? Let me fail. Then I commit suicide and have no single bloody care in the world.
I'll be off your hands too, so you should rejoice.
But what I can't believe the most is that you had the nerve to restrict me where my diet is concerned. The both of you left me in school until 5:00++, the least you could offer me was some FREEDOM for once in your life.
WILLINGLY.
Did you seriously think that I wouldn't have minded? Did you assume that I would be alright if you did something like that? That kind of shitty excuse, who the hell will accept it? What happened to "blood is thicker than water"? You're telling me you really couldn't leave halfway? That he was enjoying himself so much that it would be a sin to detach yourselves from him just so you could fetch your daughter from school?
Be real, for God's sake. Do I mean lesser to you than he does?
I can apologize for my "rudeness" (apparently) just now, but I can't f*cking bring myself to regret anything I did.
~#~#~#~#~#~
Just excuse me, okay? Let me rant. It's good for me to do that once in a while so I don't keep it clamped up inside.
* * *
Let me ask this again: Is it really my fault? Am I really exaggerating? Should I really not have talked to you like that?
You left me in school for two goddamn hours.
I was already pretty much eff-ed up that day. Not to mention I had to stay back in school for my librarian discussion regarding our elections next week and the bloody fact that I had NO time to rest because it was a whole school day's worth of studying today.
Can you really blame me for being angry?
And what the hell was your excuse?
You had to entertain some big shot person. Does he really matter so much so that you would actually leave your daughter in school for two hours without prior notice whatsoever?
You're lucky I had money with me. What if I had none? I couldn't have called you to ask you if you were coming. And I haven't my phone with me, so what if something happened to me? How would I be able to contact you?
All I bloody did was sleep there until you came. I could've studied, of course, but that's exactly what I did until I couldn't function anymore. I swear, I could've just made camp there.
The least you could do was get Kuku and Koko to come and get me if you were going to be so fantabulously late.
I wanted to grab my spectacles and throw them onto the floor and watch them break into a thousand and one pieces. Who the hell bloody cares? I can't give a f*ck about studying anymore. So what if I fail? Let me fail. Then I commit suicide and have no single bloody care in the world.
I'll be off your hands too, so you should rejoice.
But what I can't believe the most is that you had the nerve to restrict me where my diet is concerned. The both of you left me in school until 5:00++, the least you could offer me was some FREEDOM for once in your life.
WILLINGLY.
Did you seriously think that I wouldn't have minded? Did you assume that I would be alright if you did something like that? That kind of shitty excuse, who the hell will accept it? What happened to "blood is thicker than water"? You're telling me you really couldn't leave halfway? That he was enjoying himself so much that it would be a sin to detach yourselves from him just so you could fetch your daughter from school?
Be real, for God's sake. Do I mean lesser to you than he does?
I can apologize for my "rudeness" (apparently) just now, but I can't f*cking bring myself to regret anything I did.
~#~#~#~#~#~
Just excuse me, okay? Let me rant. It's good for me to do that once in a while so I don't keep it clamped up inside.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Safe and Sound - Megan Nicole & Tiffany Alvord *Taylor Swift feat Civil Wars* + D
I remember tears streaming down your face
When I said "I'll never let you go"
When all those shadows almost killed your light
I remember you said "Don't leave me here alone"
But all that's dead and gone and past tonight.
Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound
Don't you dare look out your window
Darling everything's on fire
The war outside our door keeps raging on
Hold on to this lullaby
Even when the music's gone
Gone
Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound
(INSTRUMENTAL)
Just close your eyes
You'll be alright
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound
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Sunday, January 8, 2012
A Thousand Years - Jake Coco feat Alex G *Christina Perri* + D
(Verse 1)
Heart beats fast
Colors and promises
How to be brave
How can I love when I'm afraid
To fall
But watching you stand alone
All of my doubt
Suddenly goes away somehow
One step closer
(Chorus)
I have died everyday
waiting for you
Darlin' don't be afraid
I have loved you for a
Thousand years
I'll love you for a
Thousand more
(Verse 2)
Time stands still
Beauty I know she is
I will be brave
I will not let anything
Take away
What's standing in front of me
Every breath,
Every hour has come to this
One step closer
(Chorus)
I have died everyday
Waiting for you
Darlin' don't be afraid
I have loved you for a
Thousand years
I'll love you for a
Thousand more
And all along I believed
I would find you
Time has brought
Your heart to me
I have loved you for a
Thousand years
I'll love you for a
Thousand more
One step closer
One step closer
(Chorus)
I have died everyday
Waiting for you
Darlin' don't be afraid,
I have loved you for a
Thousand years
I'll love you for a
Thousand more
And all along I believed
I would find you
Time has brought
Your heart to me
I have loved you for a
Thousand years
I'll love you for a
Thousand more
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~08/01/2012~
Today's million-dollar question: What is it like to be beautiful?
* * *
Ola :)
Yes, I was just reading Sakura's blog.
I woke up late today. 10:17a.m. My teacher was already outside the gate -.-
Biology was alright. Learnt about Form 4 Nutrition. My teacher, having a huge family, explained some of the deficiencies using her cousins as examples. She used to have a cousin with rickets.
O.O
After class, I used the computer to watch more episodes of The Nanny 'cause I wanted to laugh. Not long after, I went for lunch with my parents, aunt and brother.
Organic. Nice. Tried new stuff. Shared this set thingy with my dad and roti canai too. The usual, mostly. Had black sesame soup. Awesome shit.
Got a bad head ache after that, though, so I skipped English tuition as well as Theory class to sleep. Can't say I was sad I missed 'em 'cause I'm not :P
Had a very nice sleep :)
When I woke up, it was time to go out for dinner. We went to Publika to eat at the Food Village. Nice. Had char siew meen, gong fu chao, fu kin meen and a whole bunch of other stuff. We shared pretty much everything, so I could eat a little more.
After eating, we went around to look at BIG. Shopped for all the necessities: milk, cabbage, whatever it is we're lacking in the house.
Got canned evaporated milk, whipped cream, and all the things I need for my baking. Mwahaha. I just finished my cake today, that's why I intend on baking another one to bring it to school on Monday. I hope it turns out as well as my choco chip sponge cake did :)
That aside, after shopping in BIG, my mom, aunt and I went to put the stuff in the car whilst my dad and brother went ahead to Over Time first. Joined them later.
The band that sang today was nice :) I actually videotaped them singing one of the songs. It was the Jacky Cheung one that my dad and sister sang for his birthday.
:)
The rest of the time, I played with my mom's Cluster Master game on her iPad. Got the highest score. Mwahaha. First time 100 000++ :)
At around 10:30p.m, we went home :) Since then, I've been watching The Nanny whilst blogging. I thought I'd finally start blogging again before Monday.
Okie dokie then. It's 5 minutes till 1 o'clock and my mom is gonna start calling me again -.-
That's about it, then. CIAO!!
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* * *
Ola :)
Yes, I was just reading Sakura's blog.
I woke up late today. 10:17a.m. My teacher was already outside the gate -.-
Biology was alright. Learnt about Form 4 Nutrition. My teacher, having a huge family, explained some of the deficiencies using her cousins as examples. She used to have a cousin with rickets.
O.O
After class, I used the computer to watch more episodes of The Nanny 'cause I wanted to laugh. Not long after, I went for lunch with my parents, aunt and brother.
Organic. Nice. Tried new stuff. Shared this set thingy with my dad and roti canai too. The usual, mostly. Had black sesame soup. Awesome shit.
Got a bad head ache after that, though, so I skipped English tuition as well as Theory class to sleep. Can't say I was sad I missed 'em 'cause I'm not :P
Had a very nice sleep :)
When I woke up, it was time to go out for dinner. We went to Publika to eat at the Food Village. Nice. Had char siew meen, gong fu chao, fu kin meen and a whole bunch of other stuff. We shared pretty much everything, so I could eat a little more.
After eating, we went around to look at BIG. Shopped for all the necessities: milk, cabbage, whatever it is we're lacking in the house.
Got canned evaporated milk, whipped cream, and all the things I need for my baking. Mwahaha. I just finished my cake today, that's why I intend on baking another one to bring it to school on Monday. I hope it turns out as well as my choco chip sponge cake did :)
That aside, after shopping in BIG, my mom, aunt and I went to put the stuff in the car whilst my dad and brother went ahead to Over Time first. Joined them later.
The band that sang today was nice :) I actually videotaped them singing one of the songs. It was the Jacky Cheung one that my dad and sister sang for his birthday.
:)
The rest of the time, I played with my mom's Cluster Master game on her iPad. Got the highest score. Mwahaha. First time 100 000++ :)
At around 10:30p.m, we went home :) Since then, I've been watching The Nanny whilst blogging. I thought I'd finally start blogging again before Monday.
Okie dokie then. It's 5 minutes till 1 o'clock and my mom is gonna start calling me again -.-
That's about it, then. CIAO!!
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Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Dear Mum - BEDLAM
A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum'
With the worst premonition; she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Mum.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren..
Love, your son, Nicholas.
P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk."
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With the worst premonition; she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Mum.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren..
Love, your son, Nicholas.
P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk."
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The Old Couple & The Therapist - BEDLAM
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost just $7.
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The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost just $7.
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Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Seizure - Kathy Reichs
Ahh... And so I've finished the second book in the Virals series. Quite unfortunately, Kathy Reichs only wrote two books regarding the Virals and their adventures. Sad, I know.
Anyhow, Seizure depicts the tale of Tory Brennan and her usual clique. As Virals, they have decided to practice controlling their powers in secret, especially since now that there's no one to reverse the effects of the 'new and improved' parvovirus. Hiram Stolowitski still places first in being the fastest to flare, Tory takes second, Shelton struggles more but no one's slower in flaring save for Ben Blue. The only way anyone's gonna make him flare is if they piss him off.
Bleghh~
However, as if having to deal with their newfound abilities is not enough, things get worse when Tory's father, Kit, comes home from work one day only to tell her that LIRI will no longer be funded under the Charleston University. This means Kit will be left with no job and Tory can no longer stay in Bolton Preparatory Academy as well as stay on Morris Island.
I'm sure you know where this is going.
Undoubtedly, they go through various troubles. What with the Tripod skank and Tory's frustration with Jason, things weren't going to be all smooth sailing. Tory seemed to be running into trouble after trouble after trouble. Just when they thought they've be able to find something significant, it turns up empty. Many times have they contemplated on giving up. It was Tory's inborn stubbornness that kept her - and eventually, them - going.
Not to mention her understanding of her new ability within her abilities.
-.-
Well then, I'm sure you can find the rest out by yourself. I bought this for RM55.50. They should be available in all the staple bookstores: MPH, Borders, Kinokuniya and Times.
That's it then :) CIAO!!
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