Men and Wives

Joke from BEDLAM, updated :) Truly genius :P

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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred. "And you can do anything you want."


So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your things! I won the lottery!"


The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"


"Whatever you feel like, it doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out!"


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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

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Yeah, thanks to BEDLAM :)