The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They
meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,
how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.
'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'
A discussion ensues and finally the
couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one
another... Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the
Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch
long and just a quarter-inch thick.
'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'
'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'
'No p rob lem,' he says, and proceeds to
slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his
member grows until it's quite impressively long..
'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'
'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling
his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the
entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their
other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Charlie
asks, 'Well, was it any good?'
'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'
'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache . She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'
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