Death By Cardiovascular Run

This is a parody of the song "If I Die Young" by The Band Perry except it's about how I felt about running after recess for PJK. Originally, Kanga and Cleo started it. Cleo and I then finished it after school :)

Enjoy :P

P/S: sing to the melody if you know it :)

I just had lunch
Now we have to run
Can the school be any more dumb?
Oh no...

Life ain't always what you think it oughta be no
Exactly when are we gonna be free from
The sharp knife of a cardiovascular run
I've had just enough "fun"

If I die young
It would be for this
So much for life is full of happiness and bliss
Oh no...

And I have so much I have to do
Now they're cut short because of you
The sharp knife of a cardiovascular run
I've had just enough "fun"

I just had lunch
Now I have to run
Now I have a stomach ache that I don't want
Oh no...

And it's gonna be a painful, bumpy trip
And I'll have to ask for a sickbay slip
Oh the sharp knife of a cardiovascular run
I've had just enough "fun"

Oh...

Penny for my thoughts
Oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar
They're worth so much more after I'm a goner
And maybe then you'll hear the words I've been saying

This wouldn't have happened if you'd stopped us from running...
Running...
Running...

So I died young
Because I had to run
Right after my really, heavy lunch
Oh no...

I wonder what excuse they're gonna use?
"We were playing chess, your daughter made me lose"
The sharp knife of revenge paid
Now I get to meet the undead...

Uh oh uh oh...