Come Home Perry

Perry, you know you are a boy's best friend
You're more than just a passing trend
You're like a treat from a candy store

Oh Perry, we love you more than ice cream cakes
We love you more than bugs and snakes
We love you more than all things mentioned before

Oh Perry, you're extraordinary
You're kind of short and hairy
The colour of a blueberry

Yes Perry

So come home Perry,
Come home Perry, come home

Oh Perry, I think it's kind of scary
I can't find you anywhere-y
It fills me with despair-y

Oh Perry, I'm allergic to dairy
I'm gonna move to the prairie
And change my name to Larry

She'll change her name to Larry~

So come home Perry,
Come home Perry, come home
So come home Perry,
Come hone Perry, come home