My friend got really angry yesterday. Said he was pissed with his parents and *****. He was angry because *** ***** ********. I tried to cheer him up by saying *** *** ****. He didn't believe it at first, but after that, he got a little better and soon, he was much better.
He was listening to a hell lotta emo songs. Told me he was feeling emo at that time. I named all the songs he was listening to without even listening. *I won't tell you how :P*
Anyways, cutting to the serious part, my sister told me ***** ***** ***!!! It was SO unbelievable! I was so shocked! I mean, come on! Who would ****** *** ** **** ***??? Completely out of the question. -_- *I got the asterix thingy habit from my sister, go figure -_-*
Oh yeah, if anybody out there has the song "Journey to the Past" and other Anastasia songs, please email them to animerurisa231995@hotmail.com please. I'm desperate for the songs. ^ ^
Oh, and Dunkin Donuts (not his real name) is SO desperate for ** ******. Seriously! He puts ******** on his facey (not real) saying * **** *** *****. I'm like... Okay... Weird... ^ ^
Apart from that, I SKIPPED SCHOOL TODAY!!! I was so happy! My brother also didn't go to school. I shan't tell you why. ^ ^ I was really tired, slept at 12 yesterday... I think. -_-"
OH!!! I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU THE BEST PART ABOUT TODAY!!! Sit tight and listen well, you might get angry and feel pissed at the people I'm about to mention!
There were these two idiots with their car outside of my house today. DIRECTLY OUTSIDE, mind you, and they looked as if they were waiting for somebody. One of them, a very ugly dude with some polka-dotted looking shirt (damn ugly) was outside of the car, sitting at the side of our house.
The second one was inside the car, at the seat that was the nearest to our house. Both of them were damn ugly. The one inside the car looked like a girl, but it was a guy. Anyway, they kept talking to all the girls that walked past, I couldn't hear what they were talking about. But the girls just walked off, I didn't know if they were angry or not, and the guys resumed talking.
Then, my heroine came. SNOW!! Our dog, she ran to the gate and observed the men, eyeing them suspiciously. (Okay, I didn't know how she was looking because her behind was faced to us, but you know, I need some dramatism in this, right? :P)
After a while, the ugly first man looked at Snow (not her real name) for a long time, with a stupid ugly looking smile on his face. He said something to the girl-looking-guy and he laughed. Suddenly...
"RUFF!!! RUFF RUFF!!!"
Snow barked at them, growling when she didn't. The polka dotted guy just looked and laughed at Snow. I was SO ****** angry at that b******. I wanted to walk out and punch him silly, but my mom asked me not to go out, in case they "climb" over the gate and punch the sense outta me. I couldn't care less! Besides, with the hands THEY have, they couldn't hurt a fly. Even if they could, they'd probably be too scared to.
"Oh, I don't wanna get my precious manicured hands dirty!"
"I just filed my nails yesterday!"
"What if blood gets on my beautiful hand?"
Was what they would likely say. (Yeah, in my fantasies :P)
Anyway, Snow wouldn't stop barking. (Good girl, I love her!) Then, the girl-guy in the car stuck his head out and stuck his tongue out at Snow. OH GOD! I really wanted to slap him for doing that. (Reader, you don't know how I'm smashing the keys of the keyboard right now to refrain from screaming.) Snow still continued barking, good girl, Snow!
And a while after that, they went off in the car. The second they did, I opened the door and called for Snow.
'Oh! Snow, you were such a good girl! You gave it to them, didn't you? Oooh, you're SUCH a good girl! I love you, love you, LOVE you! I'll play and play with you!!!'
She loved the attention, of course. :P Yeah, I hope I don't see those b******* again. If I do, I'll make sure I turn them into ladies. The girl-guy might've already turned to a girl by then, though :P
Readers, this is a true story. Remember, if you see any girl-guy or a guy that reasonably wears a polka-dotted shirt very often, email it to me. The next time you see them, they'd be guaranteed girls! ^ ^ (Okay, maybe I don't really wanna cari pasal, but still, it would help. ^ ^)
Okay, that's all that happened. Gotta ciao, little bloggie!!! ^ ^
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